THANK YOU COME AGAIN

As the summer season is coming to an end we are proud to present our new chilly segment in which we will post our laughable correspondence with various random people, who try to contact us and end up leaving us a message. As it will become blatantly obvious, many of those individuals apparently have a hard time putting some order into their otherwise so chaotic minds and egos, so we decided it would be fun to show the world how low the average writer’s single-digit IQ is, indeed. There will be little or no censorship, as any person, who decides to send personal information over the internet to a random person without any trust, recommendation or reference, cannot and should not expect to have his privacy held intact. Sorry, boys. The main goal, of course, will be a healthy, good laugh and the stimulation of some critical thinking (but only in the advertisement break of Dancing With The Stars, of course - go back to hibernation, sheeple); nevertheless it is to be expected that some of our heroes will be exposed for the non-coherent, brain-dead freaks with mental and social issues, that they really are.
We hope that you will enjoy those interludes as much as we have over the years.

Naturally, the subway tends to attract the sharpest minds on the planet, so we regularly receive essential, straight-to-the-point questions out of the blue:

To which, quite often, you might receive our standard business-as-usual template:

Why exactly such people decide to waste our (obviously quite precious) internet time & bandwith, is beyond us, but since we are quite impressed by their persistency we always try to answer in a calm, collected and orderly manner.

As the customer relationship is and always has been of utmost importance to us, the natural step was to introduce a new feedback mechanism to help us guide our services:

THANK YOU, COME AGAIN!

Flash your self back to

How to Write a Mail to a Stranger for Contact (For Dummies), Call 1-800-EAKLBC and the all time classic !